Dick slapping domina jizz

Oh babe, oh my god, what a day. I've had the most awful day ever. Everything went wrong from the morning when I got there, there was traffic, I got in there late.

Oh alright, fucking hell. Don't want to listen to all your bloody problems do I?

Listen you lazy bastard, just because you've been lazy on the couch all day, don't think that you can blimmin' stop having a go at me.

Hang on, hang on, lazy? I've had a properly difficult day today, my fucking football team lost. I mean how depressing can that be?

How depressing? I've been up since 6 this morning, I bet you didn't roll your lazy arse out of bed until about midday.