And here, one will don, the mantle of a prophet. As such, these are the predictions, that one will make, on such an inglorious site: 1) Gender ratios on campuses will remain stable. 2) But the sexual orientation, of the men, will be 50/50. 3) So two heterosexual women, will chase one heterosexual man, if the leaven of the Lesbians, and the Gays, can be counteracted. 4) This is almost impossible, if the men orgasm desperately into Feminine Men, while the tongues of the Lesbians, rule over their women. 5) War will reduce the number of men, even though the war, is not called a War. The women… Read more

I’ll have to take you to Japan, in autumn, the Cherry Blossoms carpeting the landscape in their lavender grandeur. You must be taken to Tokyo, the Kasumigaseki District, late at night, where the lull in the bustle of people is palpable – the Kasumigaseki District where all government workers do their work; and for such a noble service they are rewarded … they can go home early. But aye, there are still figures flitting about in the Kasumigaseki District at this time of night. Follow one, and you’ll invariably end up at a pair of maroon-colored doors with exquisitely carved dragons; a lamp a… Read more

Women worship harmony, and men worship order. It’s the woman nagging the man away from the television to go and sit down for a normal dinner … gently asking him to set the table … which makes the guy wonder, not inappropriately, where she hid the bloody table cloths NOW … and he knows he’d better find the bloody things (before she does), or else she’s gonna make him move the bed to look for that squidgy thingy she ‘lost’ behind the headboard. … and he knows he can retaliate by waltzing into the bathroom … and pour some ‘frothy-salts’ into the bath while she’s bathing, but first he has… Read more

That I will touch your breasts, … and once the touching starts, that I will not stop, that I will not tarry, that I will not care, that I will violate, that I will explore, that I will seize, that I will experiment, that I will not listen, … until, I hear your sighs. V, I am going to push you against a wall. Your cheeks right against it. Me behind you. Your dress will be lifted. Your underwear removed. And what is facing me then, will be photographed, and put on the internet, at the the trashiest site you could possibly imagine. Coz I am looking for commen… Read more

Aum is a half-mad jet-setting yoga instructor that loves to troll the blogs I frequent. She is also very proud of her South Asian heritage, which is commendable - it's just a pity that she tends to rub other people's noses in it. She's smart. She's well-read. She's bloody irritating - I have matched wits with her quite a few times. One of the last battles was on contraception. I was not doing very well. So how did I shut her up ? I drank a few beers and wrote the following : ... well in that case I'm just gonna use my lips and fingers on her bum-hole until she starts begging me… Read more

Were I in your neck of the woods, I’d have surreptitiously made my way to your office … … and while nobody was looking, I’d have taken position behind your seat … … and while nobody was looking, I’d have stroked your hair … … and while nobody was looking, I’d have softly blown on your ears … … and while nobody was looking … to then whisper to you … salacious things … mendacious things … wanton things … explicit things … reprehensible things … unrepentant things … … and while nobody was looking, to careen my soft fingers, from your nape … to where your cascading hair breaks … th… Read more

So in order to bolster your claim that ordinary, mainstream wives, girlfriends and single women are flooding male strip clubs in order to publicly suck off the primarily gay and bi-sexual strippers because they are “hunting for cum” (even *** ridden cum), you post a video about a sexless, never-been-kissed, nerdy, omega MALE having sex with a female stripper in the back VIP room of a strip club? OK, that makes sense. … my beloved little marauder mouse, you, my gallant betonkered little slayer of timorous garrulous obstreperous little barflies … what’s this ? Yo… Read more