Rock Star

Um, I've been doing these calculations all day, and I've mapped out her breasts right here.

And from the circumference, you know, I analyzed this. I haven't actually seen them, but, you know, they're like perfect circles.

So I can call that pi. But from my calculations, they're 34Ds.

Man, why can't we ever get girls like that?

I mean, I think we should, you know. I could be a rock star. Yeah, I mean, I could.